Congratulations on visiting the world’s premier (and pretty much only) gaming news aggregate website. In these pages you’ll find a collection of top quality articles from around the web approved by a foolproof system of responsible contributors. This system ensures you’ll never see: duplicate articles, flame bait, poorly translated articles, bad grammar, blogs or Youtube videos. To get you started in the comments section here’s a handy guide that will help you become a valuable member of the ‘community’.
1. Pick a side. To promote healthy ‘debate’ the community is divided into supporters of certain video game systems, pick your favourite and stick with it... NO MATTER WHAT.
2. Be sure to get your comment at the top of the page, even if it’s irrelevant or you haven’t read the article yet.
3. Grammar is for Nazis! There’s absolutely no difference between there, their, they’re or your and you’re.
4. Your opinion is fact right? Make sure people are aware of this by writing the word ‘fact’ in capital letters at the end of your comment, use exclamation marks to emphasize the factyness.
5. This is the Internet so be sure to never back down from an argument, no matter how redundant or off topic it becomes.
6. If you read something you disagree with, whatever you do, DO NOT debate the point logically. Instead try to discredit the source as biased or just spout misinformation to confuse and mislead ignorant readers.
7. If you lose a bubble for trolling you can always write a blog about how unfair it is, people really care and love reading about your tragedy.
8. Click disagree but NEVER give a reason.
9. The ‘shipped vs sold’ argument never gets old.
10. VGchartz is 100% accurate and the ‘z’ makes it cool.
Follow these easy steps and you’ll fit in nicely here. Remember, controversy > truth.
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